A guy was sunbathing in the nude on the beach.
He saw a little girl coming towards him,
so he covered himself with the newspaper
he was reading. The girl came up to him and
asked “What do you have under the newspaper
, mister?”
“Nothing. Just a stupid bird,” the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell
asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in
tremendous pain. When the Police asked
him what happened, the guy replied,
“I don’t know. I was lying on the beach
, this girl asked me about my privates,
and the next thing I know is I’m here.”
Police went back to the beach,
found the girl, and asked her
“What did you do to that naked fellow?”
After a little pause, the girl replied,
“To him? Nothing. I was playing
with the bird and it spit on me, so
I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and
set its nest on fire.”
He saw a little girl coming towards him,
so he covered himself with the newspaper
he was reading. The girl came up to him and
asked “What do you have under the newspaper
, mister?”
“Nothing. Just a stupid bird,” the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell
asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in
tremendous pain. When the Police asked
him what happened, the guy replied,
“I don’t know. I was lying on the beach
, this girl asked me about my privates,
and the next thing I know is I’m here.”
Police went back to the beach,
found the girl, and asked her
“What did you do to that naked fellow?”
After a little pause, the girl replied,
“To him? Nothing. I was playing
with the bird and it spit on me, so
I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and
set its nest on fire.”